Ian C Stewart Archive of Sound

2002 final Fzzy Pmpr release, "country christmas" CD FZZY PMPR CNTRYXMS 2002 Bizarre Depiction CD I made a cover for this but don't know if there are any actual copies of the thing floating around. Which is a shame because this is some of the best Fzzy stuff ever. It sounds like I had starting using SoundForge, which is why everything is all reverby. 1. Brace Yourself 2. About To Destroy 3. Acch, I Eye-Uh 4. Almost Black And Audacity 5. Almost Exactly 6. Ass Ending (featuring a scratchy Al Dimeola flexidisc) aka "ascending" 7. Bad Touch Me (a very special record by the cast of the tv show Webster, funkifiiied) 8. But It's 9. Don't Put Me In The Position Where 10. Fnedge 11. Hell Maybe 12. Hrrcn 13. I Was Sort Of Hoping 14. I'm Feelin' It Loop 15. I'm Feelin' It 16. Knerd 17. Left Your Pants 18. No Repetition 19. Not Have Way 20. Nothing 21. Number Nothing 22. Please Stop Yodeling 23. Song For Martin Newell...

December 22, 2001 fuzzy pumper "crazy train" remixes FZZY PMPR CRZYTRNRMXS CD Bizarre Depiction CD cat no. BD 27 December 2001 pronounced FUZZY PUMPER CRAZY TRAIN REMIXES Compilation of remixes of the fuzzy pumper cover version of crazy train 1. FZZY PMPR - CRZYTRN (THIS IS CRAZY MIX) 2. C. Reider - Train Won't Stop Boy mix 3. Captive Audience - Crzytrn Remix 4. Blind Mime Ensemble - Fck Television Mix 5. John Gore - Crzytrn Ambient Mix 6. C. Reider - Slow Train Coming mix 7. Daniel Prendiville - Nerves Vocal Mix 8. Michael Million - Crzysht CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD!

circa 2000 split release Crook'd Finger and Fzzy Pmpr cassette CD cover of Crook'd Pmpr or Fuzzy Finger if you prefer, 2000 bizarre depiction/vuzh CROOK'D FINGER / FZZY PMPR AFT / FDGYBTNS split cassette and CD 2000 Vuzh Music and Bizarre Depiction Chris brought the funk on his side, and I certainly did not hold back the funk on my side of this epic fckup of your senses. YOU TWO DUDES COME BACK HERE NOW! This was a split release between Chris and I, Vuzh and Bizarre Depiction. I did a limited edition pressing with fake fur on the outside. I still have mine, not sure if anyone else's is still intact. CROOK'D FINGER - "AFT" 1. YCD 2. X-Ray Eyes 3. Shine On 4. Mulligrub's Dub 5. Yoras 6. AFT FZZY PMPR - "FDGYBTNS" 7. Fixed Is His Gaze On A 8. Public Enemy Withnail Ebn Ozn 9. Everybody Spread Now 10. It's Meat 11. Weak Ass Dance Music 12. Gigantic Sandwich 13. Over The Ocean CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOA...

blinding, rarely-seen CD cover 1999 this is how we get down FZZY PMPR / SAMARKAND THIS IS HOW WE GET DOWN / THIS IS HOW WE CALM DOWN TWO EPs on one SPLIT CD 1999 Bizarre Depiction So, what to do next, after I sampled every beat, every riff, every lick, every rap, every bit of between-song banter from every record, tape, CD and movie I owned on the Samarkand "Continua" joint? What indeed. I know. Do it all again. But. This time, make it funky. Fuzzy Pumper aka FZZY PMPR is me, chopping beats on the old PC, using Cool Edit 96. Samarkand is also me, in this case chopping ambients blah blah Cool 96. I didn't want it to just be merely ambient . I wanted it to be extremely, borderline offensively ambient. The challenge was out there that I should also sample my own playing instead of just looping Jesse the Body. So there's quite a bit of me playing Roland guitar synth. It sounded good at the time. The singing/playing guitar/voice "thing" was p...

Samarkand "continua" cassette - 1998 SAMARKAND Continua cassette only bizarre depiction 1998 this was one of the last tape-only Bizarre Depiction releases. I got my first CD burner in 1999. "Continua" is Samarkand in name only, it was the precursor to Fzzy Pmpr. All of which were aka me, Ian C Stewart. Hi there. Even though it was constructed on a computer, none of the sound files were saved. Digital/Analog/Digital. I sampled every CD, record, tape and video I could think of and made something new out of all of the drum breaks, synth leads and between-song chatter from concert videos. And movies. It was all slapped together with no grand scheme, no thoughts beyond something seeming funny or not. It probably took a couple of months to finish the whole thing. Which is why I joked in the liner notes about it being RECORDED LIVE. I don't think so. COOL EDIT 96 IN THA HOUUUUUSE Except for the song "Continua" which was in fact a left...

FOUL LANGUAGE AHEAD SAMARKAND Continua C***ts EPs and single 1998 A few tapes turned up in the recent past which were found too late to be included in the regular Continua release page. There are several exclusive pieces. None of which are safe for work with their new collective title. The innuendo proved irresistable in this case.   samarkand - sick beats circa 1997 or so ep1 Continua CVnts EP 1 1. Cults In America 2. Bytches 3. Mother 4. Fade Out Drills more ill beats and software breakage from 1997 or 98 sweary samarkand Continua CVnts EP 2 1. First 2. Software Demo 1 3. Software Demo 2 4. Put Me Down 5. Red Raft O'Blood cut-ups from the 90s Ill Beats Cassingle 1. Ill Beats 2. Torrid Beats CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD!!!!

1999 fake ambient techno diy Samarkand SAMARKAND PITCH WHEEL Bizarre Depiction split CD/cassette release with the MJB project CLOUD. fake ambient techno this time cheesy keys, bass guitar, drum machines Ian C Stewart everything tracks 9-12 from split CD/cassette release with my other thing FZZY PMPR. 1. Damiana 2. Aside Of Energy 3. Pitch Wheel 4. Thing 5. External 6. External's Brother Swingy 7. Aside Of Ambients 8. F*** Nihilism 9. Empty Pool 10. Analysis 11. Rotterdam 12. Hypnotic Reflection CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD!!

samarkand 1996 album painful realization SAMARKAND PAINFUL REALIZATION compilation of leftovers from the last batch of traditional songwriting recorded 1993-95 from Westerville to Philly and back again more previously unreleased wuss-rock Ian C Stewart everything 1. Involution 2. Living With The Pain 3. I Know You Now 4. For Free 5. Blast 6. Enabler 7. I Miss You Already 8. Important Things 9. Corner Of The Sky 10. Monotheist 11. Diary 12. Cult Evader 13. Minge 14. Another Try 15. Hopeless 16. Corner Of The Other Sky 17. Accidentally Walking 18. Massacre/Party Down 19. Something CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD!!

samarkand recorded live at that churchy thing summer 1993 SAMARKAND LIVE '93 EP previously unreleased wuss-rock Brian Lewis - guitar & keyboard Jeff Sampson - bass Ian C Stewart - guitar & vocals recorded live at that church thingy, summer 1993 1. Window 2. Bloomer 3. Yours 4. China 5. Cathedral 6. Valley CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD!!

SAMARKAND nsfw heavy metal album out of print since 1995, with good reason F***KING HUGE SAMARKAND F***ING HUGE cassette - 9BD Bizarre Depiction 1995 heavy metal all everything Ian C Stewart recorded 1993-95 in Westerville and Philadelphia 1. Life Is F***ed 2. Time To Quit/Change 3. Another Way 4. Machinery 5. You Died Two Weeks Ago 6. Corpselicker's Jewels 7. Moment Of Impact 8. Splat 9. Acid Is Like A Woman 10. Indifferent Times 11. Does It Look Like I Feel Like Talking About It 12. Appropriated Desire 13. Finish 14. F***ing Huge 15. The Absolute End Of Everything CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD!!

alternative rock samarkand album from 1995, in bursts SAMARKAND IN BURSTS bizarre depiction CD 1995 all everything Ian C Stewart recorded in Westerville and Philadelphia 1. This Time Of Year 2. Psychotree 3. Elegance Kills 4. William C@rlos Williams 5. Compulsion 6. - 7. Vitriol 8. Sustenance 9. I'm So Glad You're Back 10. Auxiliary 11. About 12. Sleep Naked CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD!

samarkand compilation inter alia SAMARKAND INTER ALIA compilaion of leftovers bizarre depiction CD 1995 all everything Ian C Stewart 1. Starfcker 2. Not Anymore 3. Enabler II 4. Tie Body Ground 5. Dreaming A Blank Dream 6. The World I See 7. Exist 8. Close Your Eyes 9. The 02.28.94 Progression, including Bitch I Hate You Die CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD!

samarkand territory 1994 ambient SAMARKAND TERRITORY ambient album bizarre depiction 1994 all everything Ian C Stewart 1. Territory 2. Tide 3. Digestion 4. Territory 2 5. Pool 6. Swimming In CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD!

inverted colors on the cover of the 1994 Samarkand EP, Behind the Veil of Obscurity SAMARKAND BEHIND THE VEIL OF OBSCURITY EP cassette/CD bizarre depiction autumn 1994 all everything Ian C Stewart 1. Beautiful Kiss 2. Into 3. Bloomer 4. Survive 5. Hotel Pool 6. Maracanda 7. Obscurity CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD!

samarkand white tape, summer 1993 SAMARKAND SAMARKAND aka white tape summer 1993 Brian Lewis - guitar, keyboard on 'cathedral' Jeff Sampson - bass Ian C Stewart - guitar, vocals, keyboards, drum machine Todd Skaggs - keyboard Michael Million - guitar recorded in the basement in Westerville, Ohio, USA on eight tracks of recorder all songs by Ian except 'window', which Jeff wrote the music, I wrote the lyrics - and 'yours' which was Michael's tune with my words. 'embroidered shirt' and 'china' which were by Brian. 1. Window 2. Yours 3. Down In The Valley (For Diva) 4. Eye 5. Glowing Letters 6. Mortality 7. Ftmch 8. Relationship 9. 01.28.92 10. Heartbox 11. Cathedral 12. Retaliation 13. Embroidered Shirt Acoustic 14. Embroidered Shirt Reverential 15. China CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD

Samarkand January 1993 sensitive SAMARKAND sensitive cassette/CD January 1993 recorded in the old basement in Westerville, Ohio, USA on a four track recorder all everything Ian C Stewart except Michael Million guitar on 8-10 1. Down In The Valley (For Diva) 2. Retaliation 3. Exgirlfriend 4. Ponce 5. Another Soul 6. Killing Myself To Stay Alive 7. Eye 8. Valley Valet 9. Exgirlfriend Sedate 10. Mackrel Riffweld 11. Mittens 12. Aye 13. Codpieceface CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD

the first Samarkand release, from autumn 1992 SAMARKAND SAMARKAND aka the first tape with the green cover recorded fall 1992 in Boston, Massachusetts, USA at Berklee, in some of the rehearsal rooms all songs written by Ian Stephanie Ralston - vocals Ian C Stewart - guitar, drum machine Jeremy Van Buskirk - bass Chad Popple - drums on the live rehearsal tracks 1-8 recorded on Jeremy's four track, 9-18 on Christine The Ghetto Blaster Of Death Who Will Eat Your Tapes Even If You Are Careful. 1. 01.28.92 2. Glowing Letters 3. Me 4. Obsessing 5. Mortality 6. Equal Force In Opposing Directions 7. Erotogenic Worship 8. Samarkand 9. 01.28.92 (rehearsal) 10. Me (rehearsal) 11. Glowing Letters (rehearsal) 12. Mortality (rehearsal) 13. Equal Force (rehearsal) 14. Erotogenic Worship (rehearsal) 15. Booty Train (rehearsal) 16. Jam Instrumental (rehearsal) 17. Obsessing (rehearsal) 18. Obsessing Improvisation (rehearsal) CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD

ABSS ANTI-SUMMERS rehearsal demo CD2 of 2 recorded live at Darrin's mostly improvised Darrin Ailes, Michael Bill, Todd Skaggs, Ian C Stewart playing Chapman Stick, drums, keyboards, guitar just like the song says, everyone did everything 1. Already 2. Thing Before The Thing People Want 3. Right Here 4. You Just Passed It 5. In The Zone 6. We Ner Mo Beel 7. Pizza Party Fucking Fiona Apple 8. You Say You Want A Big Mac 9. Back To The Zone 10. Beaten With A Grunge Stick 11. Very Nearly 12. Anti Summers 13. Just Warming Up click here to download

ABSS A KINDER MIND RIOT rehearsal demo CD1 of 2 recorded live at Darrin's mostly improvised* Darrin Ailes, Michael Bill, Todd Skaggs, Ian C Stewart playing Chapman Stick, drums, keyboards, guitar just like the song says, everyone did everything 1. Stick And Sniff 2. You Don't Have To Know 3. This One We Call 4. Name This Patch 5. Omen FX Or Killers 6. We Just Played For Half An Hour 7. Appears To Be 8. Yamaha Mama 9. No One Can Count 10. Brief Everyone Solo 11. No One Will Ever Know 12. Everyone Did Everything click here to download *you WILL want to punch us.

Cuban Bimbo improvised, random album-a-day insipidity, last album. CUBAN BIMBO VINCENT 2006 ALBUM-A-DAY #3 CD Everyone did everything Darrin Ailes Michael Bill Ian C Stewart We rotated instruments between every song. We recorded the music first, then the vocals. guitar, bass, drums, vocals improvised rock song action band 1. Ann Boleyn 2. Appalachian Mountain Boogie Blues 3. Go Godzilla Go 4. Leaving Babylon 5. Mungo City 6. Our Driver Gestures 7. I Said My Pajamas (And Put On My Prayers) 8. Sing Me A Song With Social Significance 9. Ev'ryone Is Singing Hawaiian Now 10. Vincent CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD!

2006, more improvised/random insanity from Ailes, Bill and Stewart. Will they ever learn? CUBAN BIMBO BANISHED TO TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES NEW MEXICO 2006 ALBUM-A-DAY #2 CD Darrin Ailes - everything Michael Bill - everything Ian C Stewart - everything guitar, bass, drums, vocals improvised rock song action band lyrics and titles were randomized 1. We Are The Black Wizard 2. Blame It On The Drugs 3. Cthulu Belladonna 4. Tormented (I Would Conceal Her) 5. I Met Her In A Truck Stop 6. The Arena Of Genocide 7. Jesus Come Back 8. Banished To Truth Or Consequences, New Mexico 9. I Feel Miserable (Blue Rays Of Misery) 10. Certain Open Butter Knife CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD! https://archive.org/details/CubanBimboBanished_201309

CUBAN BIMBO VAMPIRIC QUARTET 2005 ALBUM-A-DAY #1 CD Darrin, MCB, Ian guitar, bass, drums, vocals improvised rock song action band 1. Janice Was Never Cherished 2. I Don't Like Another Fuck Face 3. One Sixth The Way To Hell 4. By Noir Ivy 5. King Vaporized Without Cuntage Officer Toggle-Sprocket 6. By Malaisia Neubauten 7. Flugelhorn Seeing At Peru 8. Ode To crys Inimitable Decade 9. It's John Quincy Adams' Goatee 10. Fist On Foot includes instrumental mixes for your own Cuban Bimbo karaoke sessions CLICK HERE FOR ALBUM A DAY INFO CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD!

IAN C STEWART STICK HACK 2002 BIZARRE DEPICTION CD Ian - Chapman Stick, guitar synth, drum machines 1. Awake Too Long 2. Burn Your Beards 3. Dreamy Like Too Much Nyquil 4. Nothing Good Ever Happened On Good Friday 5. Phlabby 6. Pointless Excursion For Three Sticks 7. Senseless 8. Somebunny Loves You 9. Stick Wank In Three Parts 10. Stupid Stick Track 11. The Perfect Excuse 12. Theme For Four Sticks 13. Tongue Lounge 14. Yesterday Sucked, Today Sucked And Tomorrow Will Suck Too CLICK HERE TO BUY A CHAPMAN STICK! CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD!