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IRRELIGION - EYES OF THE LONELY - EP, 1996

IRRELIGION EYES OF THE LONELY EP Bizarre Depiction CD and cassette 1996
Ray Lilly vocals Michael Million bass, guitar Ian C Stewart drums, keyboards
Recorded in various basements in Westerville, on my trusty Tascam 8-track portastudio.
all songs © Irreligion, except 5, which was written by Christian Death
1. The Eyes Of The Lonely, The Tracks Of Their Tears (intro) 2. Ashes To The Dreams 3. Oscillating 4. Zero Hour 5. Deathwish 6. Too Distant

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2011 - SAMARKAND - SILENCE AND CONTRADICTION - CD

SAMARKAND
SILENCE AND CONTRADICTION
2011 compilation

1. 01.28.92 (from the 1992 green Samarkand tape, featuring Stephanie)
2. Down In The Valley (For Diva) (from the 1993 white Samarkand tape)
3. Involution (from 1996 Samarkand album Painful Realization)
4. This Time Of Year (from 1995 Samarkand album In Bursts)
5. Window (white tape)
6. Living With The Pain (Painful Realization)
7. Retaliation (from the 1993 Samarkand album Sensitive)
8. Exgirlfriend (Sensitive)
9. Eye (white tape)
10. Equal Force (green tape, Stephanie singing)
11. Vitriol (In Bursts)
12. Beautiful Kiss (from the 1993 Samarkand EP Behind The Veil Of Obscurity)
13. Life Is Fucked (from the 1995 Samarkand album Fucking Huge)
14. Time To Quit/Change (Fucking Huge)
15. Bloomer (Behind The Veil Of Obscurity)
16. Pitch Wheel (from the 1999 Samarkand split album with MJB)
17. Hotel Pool (Behind The Veil Of Obscurity)
18. Pool (from the 1994 Samarkand release Territory)
19. Starfucker (Sensitive)
20. Analysis (from the 199…

FZZY PMPR - 2002 - CNTRYXMS - CD

FZZY PMPR
CNTRYXMS
2002
Bizarre Depiction CD

I made a cover for this but don't know if there are any actual copies of the thing floating around. Which is a shame because this is some of the best Fzzy stuff ever. It sounds like I had starting using SoundForge, which is why everything is all reverby.

1. Brace Yourself
2. About To Destroy
3. Acch, I Eye-Uh
4. Almost Black And Audacity
5. Almost Exactly
6. Ass Ending (featuring a scratchy Al Dimeola flexidisc) aka "ascending"
7. Bad Touch Me (a very special record by the cast of the tv show Webster, funkifiiied)
8. But It's
9. Don't Put Me In The Position Where
10. Fnedge
11. Hell Maybe
12. Hrrcn
13. I Was Sort Of Hoping
14. I'm Feelin' It Loop
15. I'm Feelin' It
16. Knerd
17. Left Your Pants
18. No Repetition
19. Not Have Way
20. Nothing
21. Number Nothing
22. Please Stop Yodeling
23. Song For Martin Newell
24. This Is Don't
25. This Is The Part Where
26. This Loop Could Be The Start Of Somethin…

FZZY PMPR - 2001 - CRZYTRNRMXS - CD

FZZY PMPR
CRZYTRNRMXS CD
Bizarre Depiction CD
cat no. BD 27
December 2001

pronounced
FUZZY PUMPER
CRAZY TRAIN REMIXES

Compilation of remixes
of the fuzzy pumper cover version of crazy train


1. FZZY PMPR - CRZYTRN (THIS IS CRAZY MIX)
2. C. Reider - Train Won't Stop Boy mix
3. Captive Audience - Crzytrn Remix
4. Blind Mime Ensemble - Fck Television Mix
5. John Gore - Crzytrn Ambient Mix
6. C. Reider - Slow Train Coming mix
7. Daniel Prendiville - Nerves Vocal Mix
8. Michael Million - Crzysht


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2000 - FZZY PMPR and CROOK'D FINGER - split CD

CROOK'D FINGER / FZZY PMPR
AFT / FDGYBTNS
split cassette and CD
2000 Vuzh Music and Bizarre Depiction

Chris brought the funk on his side, and I certainly did not hold back the funk on my side of this epic fckup of your senses.







YOU TWO DUDES COME BACK HERE NOW!

This was a split release between Chris and I, Vuzh and Bizarre Depiction.

I did a limited edition pressing with fake fur on the outside.

I still have mine, not sure if anyone else's is still intact.

CROOK'D FINGER - "AFT"
1. YCD
2. X-Ray Eyes
3. Shine On
4. Mulligrub's Dub
5. Yoras
6. AFT

FZZY PMPR - "FDGYBTNS"
7. Fixed Is His Gaze On A
8. Public Enemy Withnail Ebn Ozn
9. Everybody Spread Now
10. It's Meat
11. Weak Ass Dance Music
12. Gigantic Sandwich
13. Over The Ocean

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1999 - FZZY PMPR / SAMARKAND - THIS IS HOW WE GET DOWN - SPLIT CD

FZZY PMPR / SAMARKAND
THIS IS HOW WE GET DOWN / THIS IS HOW WE CALM DOWN
TWO EPs on one SPLIT CD
1999 Bizarre Depiction

So, what to do next, after I sampled every beat, every riff, every lick, every rap, every bit of between-song banter from every record, tape, CD and movie I owned on the Samarkand "Continua" joint?

What indeed.

I know.

Do it all again. But. This time, make it funky.

Fuzzy Pumper aka FZZY PMPR is me, chopping beats on the old PC, using Cool Edit 96.

Samarkand is also me, in this case chopping ambients blah blah Cool 96. I didn't want it to just be merely ambient. I wanted it to be extremely, borderline offensively ambient. The challenge was out there that I should also sample my own playing instead of just looping Jesse the Body. So there's quite a bit of me playing Roland guitar synth. It sounded good at the time.

The singing/playing guitar/voice "thing" was pretty played out for me that year, in 1999. I had discovered dance beats and I j…

SAMARKAND - 1998 - CONTINUA - Cassette

SAMARKAND
Continua
cassette only
bizarre depiction 1998

this was one of the last tape-only Bizarre Depiction releases. I got my first CD burner in 1999.

"Continua" is Samarkand in name only, it was the precursor to Fzzy Pmpr. All of which were aka me, Ian C Stewart. Hi there.

Even though it was constructed on a computer, none of the sound files were saved. Digital/Analog/Digital.

I sampled every CD, record, tape and video I could think of and made something new out of all of the drum breaks, synth leads and between-song chatter from concert videos. And movies.

It was all slapped together with no grand scheme, no thoughts beyond something seeming funny or not. It probably took a couple of months to finish the whole thing. Which is why I joked in the liner notes about it being RECORDED LIVE. I don't think so.

COOL EDIT 96 IN THA HOUUUUUSE

Except for the song "Continua" which was in fact a leftover from the Pitch Wheel sessions. It was recorded with drum machine, …

SAMARKAND - 1997 - NSFW - CONTINUA BONUS BEATS EPs

FOUL LANGUAGE AHEAD
























SAMARKAND Continua C***ts EPs and single 1998
A few tapes turned up in the recent past which were found too late to be included in the regular Continua release page. There are several exclusive pieces. None of which are safe for work with their new collective title. The innuendo proved irresistable in this case.  


Continua CVnts EP 1 1. Cults In America 2. Bytches 3. Mother 4. Fade Out Drills







Continua CVnts EP 2 1. First 2. Software Demo 1 3. Software Demo 2 4. Put Me Down 5. Red Raft O'Blood












Ill Beats Cassingle 1. Ill Beats 2. Torrid Beats
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SAMARKAND - 1999 - PITCH WHEEL - CD

SAMARKAND
PITCH WHEEL
Bizarre Depiction
split CD/cassette release with the MJB project CLOUD.

fake ambient techno this time
cheesy keys, bass guitar, drum machines

Ian C Stewart everything

tracks 9-12 from split CD/cassette release with my other thing FZZY PMPR.

1. Damiana
2. Aside Of Energy
3. Pitch Wheel
4. Thing
5. External
6. External's Brother Swingy
7. Aside Of Ambients
8. F*** Nihilism
9. Empty Pool
10. Analysis
11. Rotterdam
12. Hypnotic Reflection


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SAMARKAND - 1996 - PAINFUL REALIZATION - CD

SAMARKAND
PAINFUL REALIZATION
compilation of leftovers
from the last batch
of traditional songwriting
recorded 1993-95 from Westerville to Philly and back again

more previously unreleased wuss-rock

Ian C Stewart everything

1. Involution
2. Living With The Pain
3. I Know You Now
4. For Free
5. Blast
6. Enabler
7. I Miss You Already
8. Important Things
9. Corner Of The Sky
10. Monotheist
11. Diary
12. Cult Evader
13. Minge
14. Another Try
15. Hopeless
16. Corner Of The Other Sky
17. Accidentally Walking
18. Massacre/Party Down
19. Something


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SAMARKAND - 1993 - LIVE '93 EP

SAMARKAND
LIVE '93 EP

previously unreleased wuss-rock

Brian Lewis - guitar & keyboard
Jeff Sampson - bass
Ian C Stewart - guitar & vocals

recorded live at that church thingy, summer 1993

1. Window
2. Bloomer
3. Yours
4. China
5. Cathedral
6. Valley


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SAMARKAND - 1995 - F***ING HUGE - CD (NSFW)

SAMARKAND
F***ING HUGE
cassette - 9BD
Bizarre Depiction 1995
heavy metal

all everything Ian C Stewart

recorded 1993-95 in Westerville and Philadelphia

1. Life Is F***ed
2. Time To Quit/Change
3. Another Way
4. Machinery
5. You Died Two Weeks Ago
6. Corpselicker's Jewels
7. Moment Of Impact
8. Splat
9. Acid Is Like A Woman
10. Indifferent Times
11. Does It Look Like I Feel Like Talking About It
12. Appropriated Desire
13. Finish
14. F***ing Huge
15. The Absolute End Of Everything


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SAMARKAND - 1995 - IN BURSTS - CD

SAMARKAND
IN BURSTS
bizarre depiction CD
1995

all everything Ian C Stewart
recorded in Westerville and Philadelphia

1. This Time Of Year
2. Psychotree
3. Elegance Kills
4. William C@rlos Williams
5. Compulsion
6. -
7. Vitriol
8. Sustenance
9. I'm So Glad You're Back
10. Auxiliary
11. About
12. Sleep Naked



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SAMARKAND - 1995 - INTER ALIA - CD

SAMARKAND
INTER ALIA
compilaion of leftovers
bizarre depiction CD
1995

all everything Ian C Stewart

1. Starfcker
2. Not Anymore
3. Enabler II
4. Tie Body Ground
5. Dreaming A Blank Dream
6. The World I See
7. Exist
8. Close Your Eyes
9. The 02.28.94 Progression, including Bitch I Hate You Die


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SAMARKAND - 1994 - TERRITORY - CD

SAMARKAND
TERRITORY
ambient album
bizarre depiction
1994

all everything Ian C Stewart

1. Territory
2. Tide
3. Digestion
4. Territory 2
5. Pool
6. Swimming In


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SAMARKAND - 1994 - BEHIND THE VEIL OF OBSCURITY - EP

SAMARKAND
BEHIND THE VEIL OF OBSCURITY
EP cassette/CD
bizarre depiction autumn 1994


all everything Ian C Stewart

1. Beautiful Kiss
2. Into
3. Bloomer
4. Survive
5. Hotel Pool
6. Maracanda
7. Obscurity

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SAMARKAND - 1993 - SAMARKAND (White) - CD

SAMARKAND
SAMARKAND
aka white tape
summer 1993

Brian Lewis - guitar, keyboard on 'cathedral'
Jeff Sampson - bass
Ian C Stewart - guitar, vocals, keyboards, drum machine
Todd Skaggs - keyboard
Michael Million - guitar

recorded in the basement in Westerville, Ohio, USA
on eight tracks of recorder

all songs by Ian except 'window', which Jeff wrote the music, I wrote the lyrics - and 'yours' which was Michael's tune with my words. 'embroidered shirt' and 'china' which were by Brian.

1. Window
2. Yours
3. Down In The Valley (For Diva)
4. Eye
5. Glowing Letters
6. Mortality
7. Ftmch
8. Relationship
9. 01.28.92
10. Heartbox
11. Cathedral
12. Retaliation
13. Embroidered Shirt Acoustic
14. Embroidered Shirt Reverential
15. China

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SAMARKAND - 1993 - SENSITIVE - CD

SAMARKAND
sensitive
cassette/CD
January 1993

recorded in the old basement in Westerville, Ohio, USA
on a four track recorder

all everything Ian C Stewart
except Michael Million guitar on 8-10

1. Down In The Valley (For Diva)
2. Retaliation
3. Exgirlfriend
4. Ponce
5. Another Soul
6. Killing Myself To Stay Alive
7. Eye
8. Valley Valet
9. Exgirlfriend Sedate
10. Mackrel Riffweld
11. Mittens
12. Aye
13. Codpieceface


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SAMARKAND - 1992 - SAMARKAND - CD

SAMARKAND
SAMARKAND
aka the first tape
with the green cover

recorded fall 1992
in Boston, Massachusetts, USA
at Berklee, in some of the rehearsal rooms
all songs written by Ian

Stephanie Ralston - vocals
Ian C Stewart - guitar, drum machine
Jeremy Van Buskirk - bass
Chad Popple - drums on the live rehearsal tracks

1-8 recorded on Jeremy's four track, 9-18 on Christine The Ghetto Blaster Of Death Who Will Eat Your Tapes Even If You Are Careful.

1. 01.28.92
2. Glowing Letters
3. Me
4. Obsessing
5. Mortality
6. Equal Force In Opposing Directions
7. Erotogenic Worship
8. Samarkand
9. 01.28.92 (rehearsal)
10. Me (rehearsal)
11. Glowing Letters (rehearsal)
12. Mortality (rehearsal)
13. Equal Force (rehearsal)
14. Erotogenic Worship (rehearsal)
15. Booty Train (rehearsal)
16. Jam Instrumental (rehearsal)
17. Obsessing (rehearsal)
18. Obsessing Improvisation (rehearsal)

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AILES, BILL, SKAGGS, STEWART - 2002-02 - ANTI-SUMMERS

ABSS
ANTI-SUMMERS
rehearsal demo
CD2 of 2
recorded live at Darrin's
mostly improvised

Darrin Ailes, Michael Bill, Todd Skaggs, Ian C Stewart
playing
Chapman Stick, drums, keyboards, guitar

just like the song says, everyone did everything

1. Already
2. Thing Before The Thing People Want
3. Right Here
4. You Just Passed It
5. In The Zone
6. We Ner Mo Beel
7. Pizza Party Fucking Fiona Apple
8. You Say You Want A Big Mac
9. Back To The Zone
10. Beaten With A Grunge Stick
11. Very Nearly
12. Anti Summers
13. Just Warming Up

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AILES, BILL, SKAGGS, STEWART - 2002-02 - A KINDER MIND RIOT

ABSS
A KINDER MIND RIOT
rehearsal demo
CD1 of 2
recorded live at Darrin's
mostly improvised*

Darrin Ailes, Michael Bill, Todd Skaggs, Ian C Stewart
playing
Chapman Stick, drums, keyboards, guitar

just like the song says, everyone did everything

1. Stick And Sniff
2. You Don't Have To Know
3. This One We Call
4. Name This Patch
5. Omen FX Or Killers
6. We Just Played For Half An Hour
7. Appears To Be
8. Yamaha Mama
9. No One Can Count
10. Brief Everyone Solo
11. No One Will Ever Know
12. Everyone Did Everything

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*you WILL want to punch us.

CUBAN BIMBO - 2006 - VINCENT - CD

CUBAN BIMBO
VINCENT
2006
ALBUM-A-DAY #3 CD

Everyone did everything
Darrin Ailes
Michael Bill
Ian C Stewart

We rotated instruments between every song. We recorded the music first, then the vocals.

guitar, bass, drums, vocals
improvised rock song action band

1. Ann Boleyn
2. Appalachian Mountain Boogie Blues
3. Go Godzilla Go
4. Leaving Babylon
5. Mungo City
6. Our Driver Gestures
7. I Said My Pajamas (And Put On My Prayers)
8. Sing Me A Song With Social Significance
9. Ev'ryone Is Singing Hawaiian Now
10. Vincent


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CUBAN BIMBO - 2006 - BANISHED TO TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES NEW MEXICO - CD

CUBAN BIMBO
BANISHED TO TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES NEW MEXICO
2006
ALBUM-A-DAY #2 CD

Darrin Ailes - everything
Michael Bill - everything
Ian C Stewart - everything

guitar, bass, drums, vocals
improvised rock song action band

lyrics and titles were randomized

1. We Are The Black Wizard
2. Blame It On The Drugs
3. Cthulu Belladonna
4. Tormented (I Would Conceal Her)
5. I Met Her In A Truck Stop
6. The Arena Of Genocide
7. Jesus Come Back
8. Banished To Truth Or Consequences, New Mexico
9. I Feel Miserable (Blue Rays Of Misery)
10. Certain Open Butter Knife


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CUBAN BIMBO - 2005 - VAMPIRIC QUARTET - CD

CUBAN BIMBO
VAMPIRIC QUARTET
2005
ALBUM-A-DAY #1 CD


Darrin, MCB, Ian
guitar, bass, drums, vocals
improvised rock song action band

1. Janice Was Never Cherished
2. I Don't Like Another Fuck Face
3. One Sixth The Way To Hell
4. By Noir Ivy
5. King Vaporized Without Cuntage Officer Toggle-Sprocket
6. By Malaisia Neubauten
7. Flugelhorn Seeing At Peru
8. Ode To crys Inimitable Decade
9. It's John Quincy Adams' Goatee
10. Fist On Foot

includes instrumental mixes for your own Cuban Bimbo karaoke sessions

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IAN C STEWART - 2002 - STICK HACK - CD

IAN C STEWART
STICK HACK
2002
BIZARRE DEPICTION CD

Ian - Chapman Stick, guitar synth, drum machines

1. Awake Too Long
2. Burn Your Beards
3. Dreamy Like Too Much Nyquil
4. Nothing Good Ever Happened On Good Friday
5. Phlabby
6. Pointless Excursion For Three Sticks
7. Senseless
8. Somebunny Loves You
9. Stick Wank In Three Parts
10. Stupid Stick Track
11. The Perfect Excuse
12. Theme For Four Sticks
13. Tongue Lounge
14. Yesterday Sucked, Today Sucked And Tomorrow Will Suck Too


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